TIME FOR A QUICK RECAP.......A few duplicated words… and more than a few uses of poetic licence with the easy-to-follow rule… but ya gotta admire the ingenuity and enthusiasm in the replies.I
love in Line dancing because its fun
Some people
lose themselves in the music
I've just been watching The
Lost World
I received a lovely letter in the
post yesterday
Was this a letter from someone you knew in the
Past?
It was from someone I met on holiday
last year
I thought you'd
lost touch
Just doing my shopping
listCan't see through the
mistMake sure you don't
miss anything
It was their first
kissHave any of you been to
Liss, near Petersfield?
Look at the colour of her
lipsThere's a bright red line along the
TipsHow many
tins sitting on the shelf ?
The
bins are being emptied tomorrow.
Let us hope your
sins are not there for all to find
Look at the pretty
fins on that fish
Just like you see on the
tins of catfood we have to buy every week
Can we show off our
tans when we come back from holiday
I've just sat on an
ants nest
Was that Art for
ARTS sake then, when you did that?
I'm baking a cake anyone want to
STIR the mixture for me?
I love cake Southernlass........you are a
STAR for making it
I'm peeling onions now and its made me shed a
tear or two
Don't get to
near to me if it's onions in the mix
Its so cold my poor
ears are freezing
And the question is.........."Is there life on
Mars"?
No but there may be some life in the floor
matsThanks for that information
mateKeith Urban is one hot
maleYep my sister thinks the same
With all his
FAME & fortune, he still seems a good bloke
Though some of his excuses to his new Wife seem a bit
LAME.....and after she said 'she was gonna
TAME him'
Well
TIME will tell
...but if it gets really bad.... will he will have to
Mime........I don't mind, he can always come over to
MINE and practise
yeah, he can come over to mine too while he's on the mend
I wonder if he would mind if I asked him to
LEND a hand with the washing up
or as 'Grasshopper' would say... '
BEND like a Willow in the wind'
...but most men ( and maybe Camels) would
TEND to go along with it.... to save getting battered up..
but how many camels should we
SEND line dancing at any one time?
Hmmmmmmmm... [thinks!!]... I
SENT two last time... they were the originators of that classic dance move... the Camel Walk...
So the camel walk eh. Was it in the desert then. How did you pitch your
tent?
... I'm no Boy Scout.. and the poles were somewhat
BENT... so they
LENT to one side... which blocked the
VENT....besides.. someone said Camels were not allowed to share a tent in
KENTWell I do so hope that the tent didnt end up with a great big
DENTgosh whatever next!
Oi!!... changing the
TEXT has got me
VEXT... I'm all
PENT up even... .... blimey!! choices choices
Looks like a nice pert little camel next to the big one! Is his name
Bert?
Or HER name could be
GERTmust of been a real trek across that dessert
Did you see a
TREE at all in the dessert, or even in the desert
Let see if
THEE can behave
THEN now
WHEN shall I start on this new one......
after lunch - do it
then, because I shall be at the gym trying to get
thin, and getting a nice firm
shin,, on each leg, and trying not to bash my
chin on any of the equipment
Well Dancer, make sure that you don't
CHIP any bones whilst working out
..and be careful when (line)dancing to any music by
CHICI've made a note of all these comments on a little
chit of paper. You carry on and
chat away, while I do that then
You have beaten me to it DG, but then again your post was much better
THAN mine
Got a nice pair of pins then I see. Very nice
Thank you DG I don't think I have had a compliment from a female before They are not as
THIN as I would like.
If they were thinner than those they would be sticks!
Well I am glad that the snow has gone..........took me ages to
THAW out
Hmmm... you two HAVE been busy busy..
lets seeeeeee... now would that be John Thaw - 'Inspector Morse'... or Martin
SHAW - 'The Professionals'
Cor Martin Shaw.........I remember the
SHOW he was in
Sorry... didnt quite catch that... I'm rather
SLOWWell
BLOW me down.........I have actually heard that about you, lololololol
He's now 'Grooving With Mr
BLOE...and has a friend called
CLOE (you can spell it with or without a 'h')
You sure he hasnt joined the boy band
BLUEseeing that we posted at the same time (even though mine got there first)
Could have been ... but their songs went up the
FLUEWell if you were gonna post, when it wasn’t your turn, you could have given my a
CLUEHold your Camels, young Lady.....I waited and waited... even had time to have a
CLUB soda....
Is the sound of camels walking a bit like
FLUB?
Welllllllllll... Dont know about the 'sound' but you never see
FLAB on a Camel.. so the exercise must be good
Well must admit I do rather like the odd
SLAB of toffee, so perhaps I had better start exercising as well
Too bloody true... with legs like that you dont wanna look like a ...............................
SLOBHeaven forbid we should end up looking like a giant
BLOBOr a
BLOT on the landscape even
or worse.... an ol'
BOOTI will not make a
BOOB like that
This keeps up we could write a
BOOKDid you mean a
COOK book hehehehehe
Hey... that's
COOL... but can we make it a games book... with
POOLokay but let's make sure that there is not
POOR spelling
..or bad gramma... hang on a mo... there's a knock on the
DOOR..(aint got a bell)
right... carry on.. the word to follow is
DOOR...[honest..
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